Dinner Conversations With a Classy Bunch

[Toot, tooot, toot.]
Me: It sounds like S has elephants in her pants!
G: What does it mean to have elephants in your pants?
Me: What do you think it means?
N: What does it mean to have ants in your pants?
Me: It means you have lots of wiggles.
G: What about a tiger in your pants?!
Me: I've never heard of such a thing!
I: What about a hand in your pants?
Me: Supper is over! Who wants to help me clear the table?