Housekeeping 102

Dear Dust Bunnies,
How are you? I probably shouldn't bother asking that question, because I know that you are well. Very well.
It seem problematic to me that my toddler knows to call you by name. Not only that, his most frequent words about you are, "Look at them all!" and "It's huge!" He has gone from being scared of you to being trained to find you and put you in the garbage ... where you belong. Jokes such as, "Who needs a pet when you have so many dust bunnies" are really not funny. All of that to say, Dust Bunnies, that your presence is less than welcome.
I don't claim to be the best housekeeper. However, I do try, and that ought to be respected. I sweep often; I move furniture; I get down on my hands and knees when I mop; I have no hairy pets - or any pets, for that matter. And yet...you constantly show up, uninvited. Is there anything that I can do to make my home less hospitable to you?
These may be personal questions but I will go ahead and ask them anyway: where do you live? Is there a "secret hideout" that I should know about? Also, how do you multiply so quickly? (I guess that's why you're called a "bunny" - because you propagate so well?) I hope I have not overstepped my bounds....but really, you have overstepped yours.
I look forward to your disappearance.
Unkind regards,