Monday, May 02, 2011

Housekeeping 101

You'd think I would know by now, but a few household tips for any inquiring minds:

1) Kleenex are not washable. Especially not in a 'darks' load.
2) Neither are grapes.
3) Housekeeping is not my forte. Don't ask me for too many more tips than that.

1 comment:

Karen said...

Don't forget 4) Neither is gum. 5) It's never all clean at the same time anyway, no matter how hard you try. (Unless you pulled an all-nighter). Personally, I haven't been able to vacuum my living room in 1 1/2 weeks because there's either toys, someone sleeping, or just cleaning up the toys tired me out!