G: It's time for me to go to work. My kind of work is called "Going to bed."
G: I have the hiccups.
Me:Do you like the hiccups.
G:Yup, I do.
Me: Why do you?
G: I like the hiccups for decoration.
A friend, at a library: Do you have books on learning how to play the guitar?
Librarian: No, we don't carry educational books here.
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Today I gave him a haircut - and he reached up and felt his head, and said "it's all shortened up". I said that, yes, it looked far, far better. He replied "it should look close, close better."
Quotables, wherever you go! He said some more today, but I can't remember them. I must write them down.
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