G: Look at that big rock over there. Is it taller than Daddy?
Me: It is taller than him.
G: Is it taller than God?
Me: No, it's not taller than God.
G: How tall is God?
G: Is this a microwave?
Me: Yes, it is.
G: Does it wave at you, Mummy?
G: Why do men have chests if they can't feed babies with them?
G: What kind of animal died into this sausuage?
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